Earlier today I was thinking I should eat healthier and get fit this year, then I order pizza and wings at 11 pm.
you know that thing where you’re eating and your food looks dangerously close to falling off the fork/spoon, but it doesn’t as you wait for it and as soon as you decide it’s safe to eat it, it falls on your shirt?
i hate that thing
hobby: only taking two slices of the frozen pizza i just made as if i don’t intend to eat the whole thing myself
A donut a day keeps the sadness at bay
I just made such good homemade meatballs from scratch that Chef Gordon Ramsey called me for the recipe.
Pinterest is simultaneously the best and worst place to go when you’re hungry.
I just made homemade cinnamon rolls, and let me tell you that was difficult. Those monstrosities are in the oven now though.
Christmas is one of those days that, even though you’ve been eating allll day and even though you are not at all hungry, you still for some inexplicable reason want to eat more food.
Let’s play a game called “How many meals has Allison destroyed because Tumblr distracted her?”
HINT: More than any reasonable person would expect.
MY LAST OREO JUST FELL ON THE GROUND AND ROLLED AWAY