Electricity’s been out since 8:30 and it doesn’t look like it’s coming back on tonight. I hate when the power’s out. I get genuinely scared like a 5 year old.
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INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS
Had to tell a man he couldn’t watch porn at the library yesterday, which means —hey I had to see porn at the library yesterday
best job ever *Sarcasm*
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen
I like that the words “knit” and “woven” are used in Psalm 139. You were not simply spoken into existence as God did with the earth. You have been hand crafted and beautifully put together. God spent time making you who you are. And there is nothing worthless about you.
when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time”
A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.
I accept and fully support this headcanon